The good times are killing me.

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tattoolit:

Fahrenheit 451 cover, Ray Bradbury

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2fancy2giveadamn:
“X
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2fancy2giveadamn:

X

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aquatomlinsons:

coitus-interuptus look!!!

I’d save thousands.

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aquatomlinsons:

coitus-interuptus look Ali omg 😭😭

oh my god. penguins, the most derpy animal ever.

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not-the-canadian-average:

*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

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ihadsuchhighhopes:

professionally-dead:
This makes me so happy
And if you can’t find a dad
a lesbian will work just as well

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isweartotellthetruther:

catswithbenefits:
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
I’m sorry but nothing is more intense than “don’t let the balloon touch the floor”

I want a combination of “the floor is made of lava” and “don’t let the balloon touch the floor.” It’d be an intense arena.

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Chris is… what I want to be when I grow up.

(Source: beaked, via thatsthat24)

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this guy is systematically undoing the world

They have Mardi Gras Mondays at the place I work. I’m just like fat tuesday mondays aren’t a thing.

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dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

Oh my god. I didn’t get this when I was little.

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